Before I first switched to a good spectrum TV, life was filled with sadness and frustration endowed upon me because of my very (not so) great choices. I was worried sick. Meme religion was cursing upon me because of a painfully lazy internet connection and my relationship was being pushed into a constantly fluctuating friend zone. There was no way of pleasure without constant buffers as everything just got drier in time. Netflix and chilling were not even a possibility nor was the one of me being a sports enthusiast. I wasn’t playing anything because honestly life was playing me – in ways you cannot … and I repeat can freakin’ not imagine!
Even my social identity was almost a blurred image of some stalker who just gets online to view other people’s posts and check-in or views or whatever. Just thinking about it is making me angry. Ugh! No one understood that my internet had a data cap or that my provider was a top-class arse who was only subjected to suck the happiness out of my life and rob me of my hard-earned cash as much as possible. Frick frick frick … I feel the blood pulsating in my veins and making my headache again. I would call them to cancel the subscriptions and services and they would keep me waiting for hours. They kept stowing me here and there like a football and yet … yet they had the audacity to bill me. They sent me bills like teen love letters … constant and annoying. No matter how much you tend to tell that creepy stalker to stop it; you’d still find a letter waiting in the school locker just like every time!! And then their con-ships … oh, so much pep talk from a sinking boat trying to hold onto a façade of the USS Ronald Reagen. Lol!
Anyway, now let me just calm myself by talking about the transition. I used to be a frustrated Squidward kind of a person, but then I found Patrick and thus I became the ‘happy and shiny’ SpongeBob. I went into the full feels of ‘Bob the builder can we fix it – Bob the builder…yes, we can!’ Haha, I know I know I am giving childish references but I feel coy and happy just like a child with literally no worries.
A friend of mine couldn’t see me suffering and recommended that I check localcabledeals.com. It was like the fourth of July for me. Hallelujah! They had so many offers and deals and oh my God they respected my presence and made their availability a sure thing no matter what time I faced technical errors. I was paranoid, at first – yes. I mean the last service provider I had was famous too. Anyhow, this one stood up to its promises. They have double as well as triple plays alongside home security systems from various providers all in one place so we can compare and contrast different providers at the same time.
No more buffering or waiting just to enjoy life a little because I chose the provider that best suits my needs. Literally, nothing beats them. They even give you an option to choose the number of channels you want. You can record your favorite shows and well … it would not be wrong to say that life is bliss with this one choice I made. I had to grasp the opportunity the moment I clicked unto their site. You should too … why?
Because opportunity knocks at your door but once, that’s why! Find yourself the most reasonable offer/ bundle or provider and love life because LIFE IS GOOD! Yeah.
Author Bio:
After completing her English Literature degree in 2017, Sijdah, set out for a professional career as a Content Marketer so she could feed all 7 of her cats and work towards her ambition of opening an animal shelter one day.
She works as a social worker as well as a cat whisperer in her free time – contributing to spreading awareness about child and animal abuse.
She also aspires to be an author/ poet like Sylvia Plath and Charlotte Bronte. You can connect with her via LinkedIn, Twitter or Instagram.